Thursday, September 28, 2006

Let’s keep the UK trip aside for the time being and let me bring you back into the present.

This is my 11^th day staying in the Semenyih house.

I’ve just killed my first official coachroach in my rented Semenyih house. I found it just outside my door, but its position was very very weird. It was lying upside down, like sunbathing like that. But there is NO SUN now! Only got MOON! Why har? Luckily I haven’t returned Eddie’s Shieldtox, so I sprayed a generous amount on that irritating creature. I guess it was attracted into the house by the aroma of rotten bananas. Perhaps I should set a rule that rubbish with food inside must be emptied before 9pm.

I did not expect to see a coachroach in the house. I just finally got rid of the irritating, crawling, half-dead pumpkin plant at my backyard. Then came this coachroach. Omg is this a series of unfortunate events?

I don’t know why, but my house is always prone to be “ffk”-ed. First the owner, then the plumber, then the heater guy, and then finally the gardener. After THREE TIMES of ‘ffk’-ing, the Indian gardener finally came. I really want to strangle the developer if these fellows didn’t turn up. And thanks to the developer, James Blunt’s “You are Beautiful” and another song (Lionel Ritchie’s “Hello”) which goes like this:

“ Hello,
Is it me that you are looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted
and my arms are open wide
Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do”

Is on my black list. Sorry lar Lionel Ritchie, I don’t hold any grudge against you but the wrong person on the planet used your song as a caller ring tone. I kept calling the developer and every time I have to bear these 2 songs while waiting for him to pick up (which he rarely does).

Oh and by the way, I’m allergic to DIRTY HOUSES and UGLY PLANTS. There’s hives on my left hand and I cannot wear my watch on that hand. So next time before you invite me to your house, please clean your house and make sure you have a clean yard.

For the past few days, I’ve been visiting people’s houses. I would say Eddie’s house was the best house I visited apart from the coachroaches. Very homey, a lot of things and entertainment
(got PS2 also). Lol kill them! Ok time to brush teeth. Don’t say I didn’t update ar. Lol